Bulk of the series, dude...

Is it okay if I- white, straight, male- play this game, too? Because I like it!

30 Dirty Tricks to Heat Up Your Voting Booth! (Hint: at least two involve ice cubes.)

The day will never come when this isn’t the best response to everything ever. You could show this at a funeral and it would be good.

Rex got excited when he heard he’d be getting his hands on twelve fulfilling feet. A sandwich was not what he had in mind.

Right...the lapband is why Rex hasn’t been winning lately...

Weight loss? This sounds like a sure-fire way to alienate Buffalo fans.

I have a feeling that when the Ryans do karaoke together, they do it under the pseudonym The Lap Band.

If I can’t make it there,

We suck because, despite all evidence to the contrary, every idiot in the region believes John Elway is a great executive. He is a shit executive. To wit:

I’ll just say this: there are few things I’m looking forward to more than the 2017 edition of “Why Your Team Sucks: Minnesota Vikings.”

The Godfather and The Godfather 2.

I wish men would stop saying this. We don’t have value because of our relationships with men - we are people with worth no matter whether we’re related to you or not. Instead of thinking, “what if this happened to my wife/sister/mother/daughter” try thinking “what if this happened to me.” Because that is what we think…

“I don’t want him anywhere near my team,” one front office executive said. “He’s a traitor.”

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

Navy Veteran here. I feel like we’re the silent majority in a world where loud Outraged Facebook Veterans get all hot and bothered and get offended by everything (then complain that liberals are easily offended). Have you read the Terminal Lance comment strips? His takes on the faux outrage of the military/veteran…

Marine here again. I can’t stand how conflated “the flag” has become with “the military.” I also can’t stand the knee-jerk “patriots” whose default position toward the military is genuflection, and anyone who fails to bend the knee is shunned. These are not the hallmarks of a free society.

There might be something to that. I have a friend who seemingly gets cheated on by every guy she is with. She is crazy smart, a doctor at 31 years old, one of the nicest, most thoughtful people I’ve ever met, and model-level gorgeous. Always kind of wondered what all the idiots she’s dated were thinking when they…

“I don’t want to speak your language”