Sorry to make you so queasy Bill. I agree with your points, but does that mean we should just give up on the institution instead of trying to hold journalism to a higher standard?

It’s so clear to me that Trump really and truly doesn’t understand (or care to appreciate) the difference between what he believes the press is for (PR, puff pieces, furthering his rich successful businessman narrative) and what the actual job of real journalists is (enforcing checks and balances, reporting facts,…

In college my car was badly vandalized outside of my dorm, and one of the cops who responded to the call ended up getting my number from the case file and calling me on his work cell phone to ask me out. I was 20 and flattered that a hot 26 year old cop wanted to date me so we went on several dates, but he ended up…

I heard about mayo on grilled cheese on America’s Test Kitchen on NPR. So I know it’s legit.

Harbaugh does Harbaugh thing.

I got the Mirena IUD in August after years of using the pull out method and then trying to go back on the pill and finding the side effects and remembering to take the pill meant I wasn’t able to stay on it. I’ve never had kids and insertion was incredibly painful for me though friends of mine haven’t had as bad an…

Almost got fired several times from my job and had the most stressful work week ever where I was literally shaking from anxiety and stress because I’m so on the hot seat. The boy I’ve been talking to told me he’s moving out of state and probably won’t see me before he goes. And a fucking orange bigot racist ignorant…

Krusty Krab Unfair for the win.

Favorite 80's breakfast cereal?

Bills Butt Luge™: The new Butt Chugging

Deshaun Dachshund for the win.

NimbleRichMan is a near Billionaire and staunch supporter of the Common Sense Conservative movement.

We studied this particular exchange in journalism school. Simmons was a hostile subject. He refused to answer any questions and kept making derogatory statements to the point where she called him out on it. Highly entertaining.

Thank god. Some kid may die of an allergic reaction but I’ll still be able to afford to keep my forehead as smooth an egg.

What was the winning Best Jim Tomsula job from the Deadspin Awards?

Last weekend after a Tinder encounter with a 23 year old while out of town for a wedding, I got a “well that was awesome.” He even hung around while I got ready for the wedding and helped me into my dress (screw side zippers seriously.)

I LOVE SENIOR WEEK! Anything should and does go.

I ghosted a guy I was dating in college for doing something similar. He was also a beautiful idiot.

God bless you Burneko. I suffer from the same affliction when it comes to my writing, which is why I’ll never fulfill my lifelong dream of being a writer and will continue taking weeks at a time to compose pointless sponsored social media posts for D list celebrities and abandon my fanfiction for months on end. :/