So are they doing this for the men’s water polo matches? Please say yes.

A la Trump.

Seriously. If they couldn't fix the issue while they were on the world stage for the Olympics, I have little to no hope that they'll fix it afterwards.

I share your airport and first class goals.

As a woman, I could only hope sex with Andy Reid would last way under two minutes.

What happened to the Best Jim Tomsula Job category?

You know it.

What “good jobs” have gone away from America that he’s going to “bring back?” Manufacturing and call center jobs?

Our first dance song was to “Baby I Love Your Way” by Peter Frampton. In my last job I saw over 100 weddings and most of them played All of Me or Thinking Out Loud. I used to make bets with the catering staff about which song it would be.

I write these type of posts as part of my job and this is my worst (work-related) nightmare.

If you owned a yacht, why would you ever want to claim someone else owned it?

Tacky AF Cinemark.

I started shaving myself bare when I was 13 as soon as hair grew in there. I didn’t (and still don't) like the look/feel of the hair there and just feel better without it. Also as women we shave our legs and armpits, wax our eyebrows and facial hair, so I guess it just felt like a natural thing to shave the vagine as…

If you have ever been to Disney World and driven around the extensive property, it's all waterways and swampland. I wasn't suprised to hear there were alligators.

Luckily for him, he's not an NFL player anymore.

“Three pointers are for cowards! Come into the paint and fight like a MAN.”

Oooh glasses 👓 Might be worth a watch.

I thought Sidney Poitier was making a film version of Cats?

I used to work in the wedding industry. I made it out with some PTSD but without harming myself or any one else. Seriously, fuck weddings.