Yay Knute! He represents my central Oregon district and has been passing some great (progressive even) legislation.

They already tried that and it got shut down by GoFundMe. But not before they had collected lots of sweet bigoted Christian money.

Gypsy wedding?

My mom says "Ree-sees". Used to drive me nuts but she gets a pass because mom.

Wears black t-shirts

Good. They were the worst part of that show anyway.

We wanted to get married, but our parents really pressured us into it faster at 24 than we would have liked.

I used tanning beds in high school (though no where near as much as friends of mine did) and developed melanoma at age 18. Every time I go to the dermatologist I get more cut out. Luckily I've stayed cancer free but I'm so aware of the dangers now. Self tanner people!

My entire house/car/office are my crying room.

I had been dealing with a bride and groom who were... Confused. About everything. They first wanted and booked just a ceremony - due to budget that’s all they could afford. Then they called me saying what food can we add with our budget. Um, some chips and dip? But we want dinner they said. For 35 people. After a…

See Mom and Dad? This is why I went off campus every day for lunch.

I was so devastated after a breakup that I passed on rebound sex with my long time crush. It's been 10 years and I hate myself for missing my chance.

I see... bed bugs, bats and tropical storms do nothing for you, Jezebel.

YSL Faux Cils (waterproof) or GTHO. I worked in cosmetics and while Benefit They're Real is pretty darn good, this is the only masacra that darkens, thickens, lengthens and doesn't flake off or smear underneath my eyes or on my eyelids like I am some herion chic wannabe.

YSL Faux Cils (waterproof) or GTHO. I worked in cosmetics and while Benefit They're Real is pretty darn good, this…

Our honeymoon was one I'd love a do-over on. After a year of expensive wedding planning, an all-inclusive honeymoon in Cabo San Lucas where we could just relax sounded like just what we needed. Upon arrival the weather was bad (tropical storm) with no sign of letting up for most of our trip. The room was fine, nothing…

Were they a wedding rehearsal dinner? Because they do that where I work and expect us to accommodate them because THEY ARE GETTING MARRIED!!!

$15,000

I have a giant IKEA canvas of Monet's water lilies that I purchased 8 years ago for around $100. It is stunning and one of my most prized possessions. I have another glicee canvas from IKEA that's a Hayslette. I adore it too.

This is my Oscar. In his bun costume. In our town's 4th of July Pet Parade.

Martha Stewart Cafe? Get Caity and Rich a reservation IMMEDIATELY!