I had been dating a guy in college for two months, one of them long distance, when he called me and asked me to elope with him to Las Vegas. I was a few months shy of turning 21. He said he was dead serious and gave me reasons why we should. It freaked me out because a) I was 20, b) we lived in opposite sides of the…

Utah names.

I don't understand parents getting so upset over their children not choosing to be devout insert whatever religion they are here. I include my own Christian mother and Mormon mother in law in this as they have both caused us our fair share of religious guilt induced headaches. To me religion shouldn't be such an…

It's Cay, not Clay.

My clit went to Target for "just one item" and never returned.

Roger Sterling as Master Shake gets my vote, normal Roger Sterling no.

I thought she was most famous for breaking up Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Philippe's marriage.

Old people need to stop with the grumpiness! Our Christmas day was ruined by my 66 year old mother in law acting like a 3 year old having a tantrum because we asked her to cook the Danish pancakes using butter and not tons of vegetable oil like she normally does. Such a pleasant Christmas morning.

Some kids act out because their parents do sadistic things such as this.

Heisman Crab Legs

You missed the end of the joke where he says "that story's not true, by the way."

Forgot to mention his TINY tiny penis. The smallest I've ever had/seen since.

Mine was so not for me. A rich boy wanna be hick dummy. Sadly we dated for way too long and I wasted my prime high school years letting the boy I actually pined for get away.

Yes. Boogie Nights reminds me of Blow in that way, it's a fun ride that takes a dark turn 3/4 of the way through and becomes a slow motion train wreck you cringe watching.

I had a piece of their wedding cake on their wedding day in London. The cake was made from many cakes, and they had multiple backups in case of damages while assembling it, and they were giving out slices at Selfridges but no one seemed to know about it - thanks Daily Candy RIP. My husband and I ate ours then said we…

University of Oregon did this two or three years ago.

Me, over here! I once called him a "douchebag Zac Effron wannabe" in a store and it turned out to really be him.

Wear gloves people!

All I Want Is You - U2, Fallen - Sarah McLachlan, With or Without You - U2, Fire It Up - Modest Mouse

Michael Fassbender, no shame there! 👏