We might just be accessory twinsies, because that inspired some SEVERE want.

I always bemusedly tolerated them, simply because they carried all of their bras in a 34C.

My eyeliner is running. ALL of the feels.

As someone who also works similar crazy hours, I salute you for mustering the energy to do both make up AND hair. Well played, lady. Very well played

I actually like the Mario Badescu blemish drying lotion, for the relatively rare occasion I get some.

I use cetaphil and the Caudalie micellar cleansing water to remove stubborn make up. Caudalie is pricey, but several other brands do cleansing/micellar waters that cost less.

I hate all varieties of he prepackaged eyeliner pens (KVD breaks my heart...great colors, terrible applicator) as I can’t get the precision I put on my cheap as chips liquid with a small detail brush I got at Pearl Paint

I purposefully wear mens sneakers and clothes a lot of the time, specifically to avoid the loud colors and obnoxious prints of the female versions.

I have freckles everywhere BUT my face, and I’ve been sad about it my entire life. Freckles are awesome.

Had I not been exhausted and in a shitty mood, I’m sure I could have come up with a better solution than the one I ended up choosing. Not my finest moment, from a wit/maturity standpoint.

You can’t possibly be a terrible person. Your username is too amusing :D

They were little assholes, but I couldn’t bring myself to steal/cause property damage just because they were being shitty teenagers, and had I been less generally tired and crabby I could’ve come up with a better/more clever solution to the problem.

The inconvenience of having to go pick it up at the lost and found…

I wasn’t going to steal the phone, as asshattery does not justify theft. Iphones have locators, and it would be safely stored in the lost and found....so it was a reasonable amount of asshole tax, all things considered.

All of my fucked up street harassment stories involve the train or walking to it.
For example:
One day I am riding home, and there is a group of teenagers sitting behind me, who have spent a good half hour being loud, obnoxious and having an utterly awful conversation about girls being bitches and hos, harassing other…

If so, that is understandable. Pearl is very attractive in and out of drag.

I love Pearl’s dry/reserved introvert manner and her style of drag, but I can also see that she seems to have been given a bit more leeway for mistakes than some of the other contestants.

HA! Great minds think alike!

I’m walking down the street, and some random catcalling dude won’t stop asking me to sit on his face.

Related note: Her scantily clad-ness probably has nothing to do with the plot of the film anyway.....in any film made before 1945 or so, a secondary or attractive character getting dressed/undress to allow a peek more skin than was technically allowed, was totally a thing.

It just so happens a semi plot relevant…

Estelle Taylor! For the time she was absolutely scandalous....a free spirited live wire who burned her way through multiple marriages (a banker she left at the tender age of 14, heavyweight champion Jack Dempsey), partied and spoke her mind with zero fucks to give about the standards of lady behavior considered…