It looks great on her, but the combination of the style and the print would look ridiculous on me....as most traditionally feminine things tend to.

I came in here to say this.....like 10 consecutive season of unflattering, dinner theater costume-ish,affected gladiator sandals.

Still looks great.....actually like it better with the lip color worn down to a slight stain.

I don't hate them. I wish they were used with a better sense of design/placement, but I wish that of a lot of regular tattoos too. Plus it eliminates losing or breaking a piece of well loved jewelry while partying at the shows.

Co sign pretty much all of this. No one needs a contouring kit. Cheap eyeshadows or bronzers work just fine. I've been using one of those cheap creme eyeshadow palettes you just linked(different shade set since I'm super fair) to do my daily cheek/jaw contour for like a half decade or so. Plus the kits are bulky as…

"How do you not feel like you're massively overdone if you wear lipstick on a regular basis?"

Because I'm lazy, and a bright/fun lipcolor makes people think I made an effort, when in reality I took less the 5 minutes to get ready. BB cream with sunscreen, one swipe mascara, bright lip, done.

It's my go to for tired or…

I'm also yellow undertoned, and the lilac-lavender pastel to mid range family of purples looks like consumption on me.

Those eyes. Such a pretty blue/green.

This sounds like the sort of thing I'm going to get yelled at by someone for not being mindful of....but I will continue to not stress because correlation is not always cause, and constant fear is exhausting.

I purposefully over tip the folks who regularly do my hair/nails, for being nice enough to let me nap in the chair, only moving me when necessary.

Yes please to all the orange/coral cosmetics so pretty, and easy to wear on my skin.

My mom is in her 50's and has gorgeous, glossy auburn hair down to her butt.......it would be a crime for her to cut it just because she's above some random age.

Shhhhh.....don't feed the troll. If we ignore it, it is too stupid to realize it managed to luck out of the greys.

On the rare times I've had occasion to do so I used eyelash glue, then applied the glitter on top with a brush.

You do have perfect eyebrows. This is indisputable.

1980's Liz and Alexis Carrington Colby Dexter are my style icons for when I get older. Give zero fucks, and never neglect a dramatic accessory.

Yes....this is the second article I've seen in the Gawkerverse that name checks cake mascara(which you can totally still buy, and which I occassionally use)......it is awesome, and so are you! :)

I hate my speaking voice, as I sound like a child. More than once, someone will be calling from the phone company or whatever about my plan, and they ask me to put my mother on the phone :D

I look better in photos that I do in person. In photos, I look pretty, at least in the reads feminine/traditional sense.

The constant bleach upkeep killed me. I could deal with the quick fade down, and the primary colored splotches on pillows and towels, but having to sit still through hours of bleaching was where I drew the line LOL.