Anita Hill told the truth about him at his confirmation hearing, but the (overwhelmingly male) senators didn’t admit it.  I knew it then and it is still obvious now. He has always been a disgrace to the Court.

Raise your hand if a man more powerful than you has groped you.

I want Justin to rot in prison for what he did to Janet just like everyone else.

But how could anyone go from Rihanna to Taylor Swift?

This is not true. AIDS is caused by HIV.

And yet ... there are still idiots out there who worry that she might make bad decisions as president because of hormones and periods (a group that also believes they’re qualified to tell a woman how to deal with her reproductive system).

Let me knows what he thinks about that once he sobers up.

I’m not anti-Semitic either, but I’m starting to get pretty pissed that my wife won’t tell me where she’s hiding her gold.

HBD, HRC!

No birthday balloons?

Right?!

I bet it would just blow this dude’s mind to know that I don’t want to be groped by legitimately attractive men, let alone Trump.

Like, I want to push back on the idea that Trump is handsome, but that lends credibility to the idea that handsome men can’t be sexual predators....

At my other job (I’m a chef and so that obviously means I have to cobble together some semblance of a living through multiple paychecks) I work with all women and it is divine. It’s all about problem solving, sharing information, collaboration, and zero ego. When we carpool home from out of town weddings we almost…

Her, John Oliver, and No-Fucks-To-Give-Obama make my day

Plus she had to deal with Dubya rubbing her. Which, I mean. There aren’t enough showers in the world.

I can’t watch the video here at work but I just came to say I LOVE SAM BEE.