I plead plain old insomnia but I am staying off Twitter, so there’s that.

Thank god for women.

Congratulations! You’ve found a way for me to not recommend a post that features HP/Griffindor.

I live in Cambridge and believe me, asking for $35K guaranteed a year is asking for NOTHING. Mr. Bennet and I are moving because (combined) we make nearly 3x what they’re asking for and we don’t think we can afford to live here long-term. The school’s behavior is nothing short of disgusting. You can’t require a…

All jokes aside, that fact that the entitled kids at Harvard are supporting food service industry labor is a huge momentum shift. It tells me that things are changing. Now if we can somehow get that message to the marginal kids in rural communities and red states who can’t afford to go to college and haven’t learned…

Regular reminder that Darrell Issa is probably guilty of insurance fraud and should be in jail

How else can I amuse you guys, and especially myself, while at work other than finding these tweets the corrupt media refuses to go find?

Didn’t they announce the pregnancy pretty much the same day she missed her period?

You seem well balanced and like someone I’d want on my team.

Yeah, this is not a good thing to do when Trump supporters are more emboldened by vandalism and threats. Also, it makes Trump and his supporters look sympathetic to (I can’t believe I still have to say this) undecided voters.

omg. her drunk brain thought “conservation group” = “conservative group”

Stop feeding conservatives’ persecution complexes

Relatable? Bullshit.

I’d rather just have a dude grab me by the pussy and be done with it. Being grabbed by the brain sounds like it would have more long-term and possibly deadly consequences.

Guess Chad Michael Murray on Agent Carter as the misogynistic-but-theoretically-not-as-bad-as-he-could-have-been character was perfect casting.

If it helps, she also wants to start a farm where specific men are harvested for their sperm; the rest would be killed.

“This violence is trying to teach us a lesson, it wants to put us back in a traditional role into which we don’t fit any more,” says Cantabria. “It’s not a specific blow by a specific man against one woman in particular, it’s a message to all women to return to our stereotypical roles.”

I’m starting to think my fiancée is on to something with her Castration Initiative...

Did you stop when she hired four Japanese women to follow her around and giggle?

“In other news, Tom Cruise is obsessed with cryotherapy because he fears old age,...”