Ha, that Super Duty plow truck, wheels locked, still spreading sand. It’s like it’s shitting itself.

IDEA: buy one for yourself attach it whenever you park illegally and remove when you leave.

Fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake.

That right there is what we Aussies call a bogan, and while the term is mostly used in a derogatory manner he’s proof they’re not all bad.

Racial profiling at it’s worst.

In my personal experience, dogs are far more well-behaved than children.

ITA. If I had to take my son to the store when he was a toddler, I’d cruise through the toy aisle first and let him pick out a Hot Wheels or Matchbox car. He could keep it if he behaved, otherwise I’d put it back on a shelf. Cheap and effective.

The Hot Wheels 50 pack is a huge mistake.

And it turns out Sally was actually outfitted with a VW diesel and was recalled, never to be seen again.

Zuffenhausen, 16.Nov.2016

Auto-Erotic asphyxiation.

The Island of Nope.

Anything to get teenagers to sit still and shut the fuck up for five minutes.

There is some great prose in today’s entries. My favorite is probably,

“See you later savages.”

Epic.

What do you know?!? Ricky Bobby was actually telling the truth!

I hope they all have a great meal and a peaceful evening.