That very measured foot raise maneuver makes me think he’s been through this drill before.

There’s nobody in the car.

Nice April Fool’s Joke, Jalopnik.

“I shot Marvin in the face”

A Canadian triangle is actually a sexual euphemism. Its a threesome that involves Poutine, flannel, and a whole lotta Gordon Lightfoot music.

you know, I bet I don’t fully understand why and how paint dries. I suspect there’s more to it than I realize.

Cars movies are like Jason Torchinsky articles - you just have to embrace the insanity and ride it out.

That’s not revenge. That’s just bullying.

This is so deliciously good.

I thought owning a Prius was it’s own chastity belt.

Why and where is there a need for 38,000 pounds of marbles?

Because

Don’t build bridges, drive them

Ha, that Super Duty plow truck, wheels locked, still spreading sand. It’s like it’s shitting itself.

IDEA: buy one for yourself attach it whenever you park illegally and remove when you leave.

Fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake.

That right there is what we Aussies call a bogan, and while the term is mostly used in a derogatory manner he’s proof they’re not all bad.

I hope they all have a great meal and a peaceful evening.