Every time I look at these old-timey photos I just think how long it would have taken those women to get their hair and make-up like that, all to spend the day working in a factory. I don’t wear make-up and my hair has to be in a no-nonsense bun for work and I still think it takes too much time to get ready in the…

That very measured foot raise maneuver makes me think he’s been through this drill before.

While reading this article I was struck by how... inaccessible some of these goals are for a majority of the population.

I bought one of those knives that has some matchsticks and fishing line in the handle.

There’s nobody in the car.

Nice April Fool’s Joke, Jalopnik.

“I shot Marvin in the face”

A Canadian triangle is actually a sexual euphemism. Its a threesome that involves Poutine, flannel, and a whole lotta Gordon Lightfoot music.

you know, I bet I don’t fully understand why and how paint dries. I suspect there’s more to it than I realize.

Cars movies are like Jason Torchinsky articles - you just have to embrace the insanity and ride it out.

Large-scale studies have also found that sex leads to happier marriages and possibly even a longer life.

That’s not revenge. That’s just bullying.

This is so deliciously good.

I thought owning a Prius was it’s own chastity belt.

Why and where is there a need for 38,000 pounds of marbles?

Because

Don’t build bridges, drive them