No, but you can apparently goad him into tweeting things that the courts will later hold against him.

Nobody said anything about one-party rule. It'd just be nice to have an other side that acknowledges the concept of bipartisanship, instead of bending over backwards to ram through measures it knows are unpopular and achieve nothing of value beyond giving those who hated the previous administration something to gloat…

Binders full of wackos.

I can't actually see Colin pulling this off, but I'd like to see him try. Assuming, of course, any of this is still topical by the time the show comes back and the press office hasn't just collapsed in on itself in an implosion of mindless rage.

Someone needs to dig out that Mel Blanc tribute with all the characters staring forlornly at an abandoned mic and update it.

I gotta imagine he's just looking forward to some obituary writer trying to find a way to work it in.

Yet another thing I would've been happier not knowing existed.

How much time does George Clooney spend stateside these days? Every time I hear about him, he always seems to be in Europe anyway. Not that I blame him, but…

I'm still going to hold out for Republican voices able to refrain from giggling about Democrats crapping their pants during a supposed call for detente, thanks.

Started from the bottom, now…well, it's been more of a lateral move, all things considered.

We're a grown nation now, for better or worse. The best we can hope for is temporary space on Canada's couch.

I was rooting for sponsorship deal, but that works.

You seen Mel Gibson in blueface? You heard the clip of him yelling about "FRRREEEDOM"? Then nah, you're good.

Maybe we'll get lucky, and she'll kill him first and ask questions later.

That might be giving him too much credit. How about "late-period Brando meets Gallagher"?

Meh, I'll take it.

Help us, Chuck Tingle, you're our only hope.

Inside what? The only thing she's going to do with it is hand it off to the town crier so they can parade it around for general mockery.

Is joyful slapdashery an option? I think that sums it up pretty well.

And we're back to the second letter!