Unless Trump's popularity skyrockets between then and now, there'll be elections. The question is how much of their voter suppression campaign they'll have managed to implement at that point.

And you know exactly what he's going to do and what tactics he's going to employ to do it. None of this "Fox News did another scare piece on illegal immigrants last night, so I'm going to use this innocuous Rotary Club speech to announce we're going to war with Mexico" nonsense.

Has anyone reached out to Peter Thiel for comment?

"Could you please move your legs, kiddo? Thanks." It's not that difficult. He could even make it about him and his legs being sore, if she asks why. Which she won't, because if he's done a good job concealing the inappropriate urges, it won't occur to her there's anything weird about the request. (If he hasn't,…

He also does have access to things like email addresses.

She's probably under the impression good girls don't. And her daughter's a good girl, of course. Emphasis on "girl."

Dear Me Right Now,

I don't think Dan's seriously suggesting that's the inevitable outcome here. The larger and more important point is that the harder Mom tries to force them apart, the more of a temptation he's going to be.

I'm really wondering what age OHIO thinks one should develop an interest in BDSM. "Happy 21st birthday! Here's a shot and a pair of nipple clamps." Or is it supposed to be more of a midlife crisis thing?

But…spider. So still potentially creepy.

So your idea of making America great again is Idiocracy. Okay. I think we're done here.

Mike Pence wouldn't have encouraged 40,000 kids attending a conference designed to instill civic values and good character to boo a past president. Neither would Paul Ryan, or Mitch McConnell, or Ted Cruz. Hell, even Don Jr. or Eric could've reined themselves in. We're not sour: we're just bewildered why you…

Yes, where have you been hiding, and is there room for the rest of us?

The DCEU actually having Viltrumites instead of Kryptonians makes a lot of sense.

Winds of Wint…no, wait, nevermind.

There's a solid argument to be made that pop culture's already dead. It maintains a facade of vitality by cannibalizing bits of itself and occasionally moaning "fraaaaanchise potentiallll…"

Weeelll…you'd think the girlfriend would bring up My Little Pony or something like it, so it is a bit of a blind spot. I'm just saying, it's a blind spot consistent with the larger criticisms of the book.

The accuracy of his family trees, on the other hand…

Your faith is truly touching. Delusional, but touching.

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