If my parents hadn't accepted the only thing my brother wanted to eat up until he was about 12 was chicken fingers, he would've starved. Some kids just don't want options until they're ready for them.

I didn't say stereotypical Greyjoy; I said stereotypical Viking. None of what you're describing - rape, pillage, storm gods - goes against that. Or portraying him as a pirate, for that matter.

Why stop there?

Funny, book Euron always struck me as a stereotypical Viking. (Also another damn unnecessary plot complication, but that might just be my inner Asha fangirl talking.)

Nope. I choose me. *cue empowerment anthem*

Seriously, if people keep insisting on this, I'm gonna go challenge the dragon to a duel.

And he'd never have a creepy incestuous attraction to a daughter fig—oh, no, never mind.

Or at least something that resembles the damn book.

Yeah, that's what Martin said about Song of Ice and Fire. I give it 30 years, tops.

Where's Adele Dazeem?

"Imaginary friend Bing Bong" sounds like a terrible concept on paper, too.

I'm not sure I'd want more than a Red Nose Day worth of that, but I'd watch it.

You don't remember the very special episode where Ruthie turns her mom into a bear?

I have watched far more Secret Life of the American Teenager than I like to admit, just because I was so fascinated by how dialogue and performances that stilted could make it on air. (I'm not surprised Shailene Woodley's since gone on to better things, though; the fact she somehow found a way to convey actual…

That's what happens when your show can't afford for the love interests to have anything resembling real sexual tension.

I just want to applaud the inclusion of "Lisa needs braces" in this item. Way to read the audience, Mr. Hughes.

But will it be an improvement, or even more stupid?

Can something really qualify as a "bombshell" if it keeps happening?

And being surrounded by Philadelphians is punishment enough, thank you.

The body politic has ways of shutting that down?