Cabin fever! *jazz hands*

Or maybe it's Ben Carson. Wouldn't surprise me if Trump mixed them up.

We are all Jim.

Odo would never. The Dominion, though…

Judging by Auberjonois's Twitter, someone wasn't reading the rules. Thank God.

Dammit, Dan, stop reaffirming the LW's misguided belief she's witty.

Are you sure you want to do this? I get wanting to make friends (boy, do I get it), and I don't really think you're in danger of being murdered, but dude sounds like he's looking for way more than friendship.

Also, not enough ALL CAPS.

For future reference, if you have to stop and think whether the person proposing you move to another country and marry them based on a brief online acquaintance is serious, just walk away. This woman's inability or unwillingness to understand the difference between personal rejection and prudent caution is not due to…

You keep using that word.

Hey, the man would've made the Kessel run in 12 parsecs, if Han hadn't gotten there first.

Yeah, this thing is going to be studio-controlled every step of the way.

I think he's holding out for Ursula: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Someone's gotta be celebrity guest judge.

Why should we be embarrassed for him? He's getting to do whatever the hell he wants in between occasionally maybe thinking about banging out a few pages. Seems like a pretty sweet gig if you can pull it off.

Why would anyone be afraid of Death? He likes cats.

McFlurry is coming.

And they still had a logical endpoint. I mean, she could've decided to keep things going after Harry graduated, but the scope creep would've been harder to justify than it's been for Martin.

No, he'll just keep getting all the other angry fan letters.

In all seriousness, I wouldn't mind seeing him as Jafar.