Dunno, John Oliver might have the Disney bird gig nailed down now.

Water wet, sky blue, bears defecating in woods, etc.

Because it's vaguely on topic?

In retrospect, I agree with you that more experience would have been helpful. Still isn't the same as no public office or substantive understanding of how government works, though, and still doesn't make this a path we should keep going down.

I will grant them clever, in the sense that they've somehow managed to get and keep public attention on the flimsiest of pretexts, or at least picked PR people who know how to manage that for them.

No, the point here is don't fuck him. Although apparently I only get so much say in the matter.

And have filming cut into his naptime? Nah.

If you're in Westeros and the worst your leader has to throw at you is bitchy one-liners, you've hit the freaking jackpot.

Has anyone brought up Enchanted yet? Great idea, great cast, but wow, are there some mixed messages going on. Hey, Giselle? You think maybe you want to explore this whole "dreams that don't revolve around a guy" concept some more before you settle right into a ready-made family (where you kind of come across as the…

I don't know; I got the impression that they would've been okay if not for (effectively) losing their son. Sure, there probably would've been long stretches where Leia was off on Rebellion business and Han was doing his own thing, but some marriages do okay with that setup.

I think the screenwriter was just determined to make Harry/Hermione happen no matter what the books said. It didn't help/hurt (depending on your perspective) that Watson and Radcliffe have really good onscreen chemistry.

Yeah, can someone who's seen The Big Sick explain how it differs from While You Were Sleeping? If anything, the setup in the trailers - "I'm going to work out our relationship problems while you're unconscious and can't say/do a thing about it!" - gives me an even squickier feeling.

I'm okay with Monica and Chandler, but mostly because I wouldn't wish them on anyone else. Ross I just don't wish on anyone.

Teachers have really lousy schedules, too. You have to get there before the kids (and you probably don't live in the same neighborhood you teach in), you have to stay late for afterschool activities and lesson plans and whatever else comes up, and by the time you get home you're exhausted. Plus, going to the bar…

Because we're hoping if we ignore it, it'll go away?

That may be the first thing anyone who's not staff has said in Kinja's favor.

"At last"? Someone was waiting for this?

Now they tell us.

I was hoping for a more genteel obsolescence. :(

Seriously. The most baffling part of the whole Kathy Griffin controversy is that conservatives seem to think she has any sway whatsoever over public opinion.