You'd think this thread would've summoned him a dozen times over by now. I hope he's okay.

Are Millennials Killing Regular Sex?

That one's a little more effective when beheading is on the list of potential consequences.

Some of them might be willing to do it just for the story.

Don't be silly. No one tries that and lives.

Aww, I like the drinking song. But yeah, context helps.

Sorry. Perhaps "the ones no one remembers exist in between Emmy awards show broadcasts" would be more accurate.

It's the kind of thing the Emmys themselves might play as filler between the awards no one cares about.

As far as the network's concerned, yes.

Well, we know she cares about watching the Tonys. That video's still up on her website.

Oh, c'mon. We can do better for her than Mary Poppins.

Also, Garak would've killed him by now. I think he's a copy of a copy.

Because climate change is fake news, doncha know.

It's just dawned on him this is how he chose to spend his 15 minutes of fame.

Grab 'em by the handle.

To be fair, I'm still not convinced even the electorate had any clue what was going on in that election.

If we must have an orange guy, I'd rather go with Mr. Fish Finger: http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/…

Kinda sorta not really. It's more the Daily Beast lite these days.

He'll probably make plenty as a lobbyist when he retires. Of course, since he's Ted Cruz, whoever hires him might send him out on behalf of the opposition.

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