I can't wait to hear them bickering.

There's always "I know you're not up for a relationship talk right now, but can we block out an hour over the weekend for one?" That way, you both get to think about what you want to say, along with some practical solutions (like, say, committing to fifteen minutes a day for each other no matter how busy you are;…

I think just acknowledging out loud that there's already tension you're tiptoeing around can be valuable in and of itself. Maybe you won't get a resolution right away, but at least you're giving each other a chance to think and talk about it, as opposed to just holding your breath and waiting for the other person to…

It's not like he's relinquished top dog on Broadway status by doing this. You gotta have a string of shows flop first.

My mom's cat has "Warning: Difficult" written at the top of her chart in big red letters.

There's a crucial difference between "can" and "should."

Plot convenience is a hell of an engine.

And they will gladly tell you all about the terroir of said salt in detail.

If "warm ball of kindness" is a selling point for you, Miranda will probably work out just fine.

It's not like a duel would be completely unexpected.

I'm sure there are opinions I've disagreed with more, but I'm finding it hard to come up with them right now. And that includes all the political posts.

Maybe this is secretly The Producers Extended Universe?

I think it just reinforces that you need a white guy named Chris involved somewhere.

You Bastets.

I hear Dan Brown's already working on the tie-in novel.

Russell Crowe and Frank Wildhorn: truly, a match made in hell.

Shh. Someone might come up with a League of Comedians concept.

Y'know, maybe I'm being too hard on Universal. Sure, this universe concept of theirs seems like pure unfiltered desperation, and they've decided to fill it up with with some of my least favorite action stars, but perhaps I'm being unfairly prejudgmental…

I think most students realize there is nothing to be gained by providing someone like Milo with a platform other than publicity for him, and therefore don't feel inclined to provide the platform. I'm more troubled by denying actual academics the opportunities to present their work, or attempting to silence sitting…

Given that he doesn't come from a proud warrior race, I'm gonna posit the outcome has been slightly less badass.