His tenure didn't end so well in terms of preventing dictatorship, though.

It's like they took "Republicans for Voldemort" as a challenge to do worse.

Yeah, I'm going to chalk this up as another mark in favor of my husband's Dominion invasion theory. You're not fooling anyone, discount Odo!

How else are we supposed to exchange protein strings?

See, this is why all my screenwriting credits are on 48 hour film challenge entries. It's hard to get too invested when you wrote the damn thing while hopped up on pixy stix and caffeine at 3 am last night, and now the big action sequence has to go because you can't afford to waste another two hours looking for a…

I love my husband, but I do not love the fact we have to live where we live so he can take care of his family. And where I would prefer to live is just a couple of major cities down the East Coast, so it's not like there are huge culture shock issues or anything. If Hong Kong doesn't sound like the kind of adventure…

Eh, no harm in asking after the bride gets back. If the opportunity has passed, then it's passed, but at least you'll know.

I'll be over in this corner making the terrified cat "nonono" noise.

Yeah, that's the problem with looking for evidence: if you're convinced enough that it exists to go snooping in the first place, than the absence of proof won't do anything to fix the actual problem. Namely, that you're dating someone you don't trust and can't take at their word.

But why? What's the theoretical appeal?

At least your coworkers sound like keepers.

Good luck. If it doesn't work, maybe GIC can teach you some oil booby-trap tricks.

I'm only 30 seconds in and already have a splitting headache.

Wow. It sounds like the Something Positive Jesus musical come to life.

Aren't the songs written specifically for this show, though?

"Oh, you really do want to show me your etchings? No, no, they're lovely; I'm just surprised, is all."

And he would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!

Upvoted for "yarbles."

I feel like a big screen South Park universe would have more traction than this idea.

Didn't Adam Sandler's Dracula movie already cover that?