Depth doesn't discriminate between the swimmers and the saints…

There's a darker one than this, and it's not a radioactive ruin?

Start whistling "Zippididoodah" and see if that kills the laughter.

Not so slowly, all things considered. Your law school is what, less than 10 years old, and already angling for top 20 status?

Gotta wonder how they're going to handle the Tony nomination for best score, though. Or if they'll just auto-disregard it on the grounds of too much hassle.

Come to think of it, you never see them together…

Conch we all just get along?

Yeah, Blume's stuff never really resonated with me on a personal level; I kept getting tripped up by the stuff that felt anachronistic. Phyllis Reynolds Naylor's Alice books covered the awkward questions in a more modern setting.

D) Package of ground beef and no ideas; let's just start cooking it and see if we come up with anything.

How many extraterrestrial saviors can one website sustain?

Most colleges spell out that there are conditions under which your acceptance can be rescinded, which generally amount to not living up to the standards under which you were accepted. I think it's pretty safe to say that if the students engaged in this behavior last fall and admissions got wind of it then, they…

Please don't try to tell me what I do and don't care about. Can I recount every atrocity throughout history, including the ones that are happening right now that Western media overlooks? No, I admit that. But I am capable of trying to see things from the perspective of people who live(d) in very different…

I think they are, but it doesn't land as effectively when you've got all these social media "stars" sharing every aspect of their day and thoughts.

Honestly, the Diary of Anne Frank had a more profound effect on me than the survivor my school brought in to talk to us. Of course, so did not being able to research my family tree for a completely unrelated assignment past a certain point because someone did their best to erase any trace of my relatives who stayed…

If he can write an essay explaining what he's learned from the experience that doesn't come across as overly defiant or whiny (which I assume he can, or he wouldn't have gotten into Harvard in the first place), someone will probably be willing to take a chance on him.

If the group's using Harvard's name and Harvard acceptance status, even unofficially, I think the school's still within its rights to decide it's going to cause problems for them and take action.

One who presumably learned somewhere along the way that effective satire requires context.

I heard that if you chop off Kenny Loggins' arm and bury it, it will grow another Kenny Loggins!

This is why we don't get many book reviews. :(

Wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey, etc.