Given that the article mostly focuses on the local businesses and Fyre employees who've gotten shafted…let's just go with I think you might be disappointed.

Better question: will they turn out to be any less ridiculous than the real deal?

I'm betting Hubby Rick's all stocked up on MAGA merchandise these days.

NO

They're still working on the White House light switches, for crying out loud.

Don't even ask what happened to Aladdin and Jasmine.

Why not just direct people who want to see him that badly over to Mar-a-Lago for the real deal?

At least Day-Lewis had the sense to pick a musical that didn't require him to deliver any real showstoppers. Although I kinda suspect they tricked him into believing it was an actual lost Fellini film.

I feel like Melissa has potential; they're just not giving her a whole lot to do for some reason. Maybe Vanessa leaving will give her a chance to step up. And Sasheer needs to start taking some of Keenan's game/talk show hosting gigs; she was great as the Chief in the Carmen Sandiego spoof.

I'm pretty sure Colbert is smart enough to realize actually outcrazying Jones is impossible, and just went for funny.

Remember when Second Life was treated like the harbinger of the Matrix, as we were all supposedly on the verge of moving every aspect of our lives online? By forcing us to go out and find ridiculous trends to photograph, Instagram may have saved humanity.

Buttercup is kind of a cross between Sporty and Scary.

Maybe if they borrow from Chess…?

Just watch. They'll find a way to cast Russell Crowe and Gerard Butler, too.

I just couldn't get past why the heck the Jungle Book characters were suddenly involved in some kind of shipping enterprise. (That was the setup, right?)

It looks like his opponent was named Beauregard, so I'm gonna assume Union?

Now there's a Chicago revival I don't think anyone was clamoring for.

I certainly wouldn't have predicted that the Rock's maybe-possibly-if-you-turn-your-head-and-squint run for office would be a hotbed for partisan squabbling, while this story just gets dick jokes and relief that maybe this guy will finally fade into deserved obscurity apart from the occasional trivia question, but…

Except that the visa application process does entail extensive background checks. So again, I have no idea what your practical solution is, or how it differs from what's currently in place.

Just wait. You know they're gonna try and score a couple of original songs off this.