Aw, Launchpad is awesome.

Points. For. Citations. Just like I said. Now, why don't you return the favor and tell me why I should take this anonymous analysis any more seriously than something pulled together by a high schooler who's just learned what bibliographies are? Or, for that matter, why you consider it such a slam dunk of an…

That's very compassionate and generous of you, though I confess I find myself baffled how you manage to square it with your policy positions. What exactly would you do if you were in charge?

This lot strikes me as mostly genuine. Maybe not the ones who copy and paste the same thing over and over.

Well, I'll give you this: you sound far more informed than a good chunk of Congress, on both sides of the aisle. That said, your research appears to be coming from a certain predetermined bias. Perhaps you should augment it by talking to some actual lawyers, or people who have been through the process?

Or an H-1B visa.

And yet you're apparently here frequently enough to track everyone's posting habits.

Took you ten whole minutes to come up with that, and you couldn't even address the "landslide" part, huh? Yeah, I'm really feeling humiliated right now.

You do understand that margin of victory in the Electoral College means nothing as long as you clear the threshold, right? Which is actually a good thing for Trump, considering his "landslide" victory puts him at 46 out of 58 elections. You don't need to check the liberal media to confirm that particular fact.

Oh, no. I refuse to believe this is your first time out. You're a natural.

"Proudly powered by WordPress"?

I think I'll miss you most of all, Scarecrow.

The hell is the International Business Guide? If my Googling's landed me on the right website, it looks like some kind of online MBA marketing front.

Don't try applying logic here. Just don't. You'll only walk away with an even bigger headache.

I'd post a link to the National Review's surprisingly sensible editorial on the follies of conflating "fake news" and "news I don't like," except I'm pretty sure that would somehow trip the spam filter while all the Anthony Weiner prison rape jokes go untouched.

What do you think you're doing, bringing a coherent point into this discussion? Away with you!

I'm pretty sure we can all go away at this point and they'll just keep themselves entertained.

Yes, we heard you the first time. Congratulations. You are officially the worst. Are you happy now, or do you need the full block and ban treatment to walk away satisfied?

Or don't bother to read the article first.

The long-running feud with Steve Austin?