I'll admit, the Russian catalog was mildly amusing. But why are you seeking my good opinion? Don't you have a strict "no uggos" policy?

You've almost made this whole thing worthwhile.

Yep, you're right, she lost. And if you keep relying on her as your bogeyman instead of recognizing that you've got no one but yourselves to blame for unpopular policy decisions now, so will you.

You read the rest of these comments and tell me.

If this is the best and brightest the Administration's got behind it, I'm not feeling particularly threatened. Saddened at the state of public discourse and civic education, yes. But not threatened.

Oh, is that the pit they crawled out of? Why did they all converge on this article?

Says the guy who apparently hasn't covered James Buchanan or Warren Harding in history class yet.

Also, he's a turtle demon.

I mostly know Supernatural as a source of some of the most terrifying manifestations of super-fandom, and I am totally here for this.

Really, it's the only logical place the show could've been headed all these years.

Nah, he'll just flirt with her while Fred tries to glower menacingly.

If this actually worked, wouldn't he be dead millions of times over by now?

I will never understand why that isn't taken as a signal you should cut your losses and run.

I don't think she deserves to have this guy hassling her and her family, but that doesn't mean she couldn't stand to display a smidge more acknowledgment in hindsight that there were better ways to handle the situation instead of trying to justify her discourtesy after the fact. If it didn't bother anyone, there…

If by "bring down," we mean "annoy the top lieutenants until they decide to just blow up the room and everyone in it to make it stop."

And even if the character is more broadly drawn, she was better as knockoff Tracy Flick than when everything actually started going Rachel Berry's way.

Guess American Elder Gods would've been too on the nose, huh?

Not a damn clue, but it was tasty.

He's gonna wind up spending way more on the lawsuit than the ticket. Or the rest of the date.

And you're still confused by this move? You don't bring in Tim Allen to hold down the fort on a night when no one's watching. You fill the timeslot with something cheap and use the savings elsewhere.