Exactly. This show has been on the bubble for its entire existence. It's never gotten any critical love, it's leaking in the 18-49 demographic, it hasn't shown any evidence of a hardcore fanbase before now, and I'm sure Allen doesn't come cheap. There's no good reason to let it keep sitting on the schedule when you…

Yeah, given some of the stories, I'm surprised the rest of the cast is willing to work with her.

If John Goodman's coming back, then it is going to be a reboot, unless they're planning to set everything before Dan died while simultaneously ignoring that everyone's gotten significantly older somehow or bringing back the lottery storyline no one liked.

Still not as bad as "Girlfriend." Right, "princess," I'm sure you and your thimble-sized vocabulary and gossipy friends and desperation are so much better for this guy than his current date.

I will admit to having ordered avocado toast at a pretentious fast-casual place, with multigrain bread and chia seeds and "citrus salt." I will also confess it was better than any version I could have made, though I spent the rest of the day trying and failing to purge the aftertaste of shame.

Not like the hilt's the important part.

That's entirely in continuity.

You say that now, but wait until we get five new POV zombie characters, each with their own complex web of alliances and catchphrases.

I'm not 100% sure I ever knew it existed until now.

Look, I'm sorry. They didn't cover supernatural emanations in training, all right? Sheesh. Everyone's a backseat bodyguard.

Can't you see all the celebratory torches and pitchforks?

I believe you meant Space Cases.

They swore Clark would never suit up in Smallville, and look how that turned out.

It was not.

Who could've guessed people wouldn't be into an overly militarized police force as fun, escapist entertainment in 2017?

Yeah, but the focus of Quantum Leap was never really the mechanics, or even Sam trying to get home, or anything else that warranted a complicated serialized storyline. It was just an elaborate set-up for the main character helping different people in interesting settings each week.

If you have to ask, you weren't getting one anyway.

No, no, no. Like this:

And the finale reveals it was all just Dream of the Endless screwing with him.

And then Congress must cut down Obamacare wiiiiith…a herring!