There's always Super-Grover.

Jockdom isn't really a choice when you come from a long lineage of nearsighted klutzes.

My husband and I spent way too large a portion of an afternoon planning out a Church of Batman to raise our hypothetical children in. "Thomas and Martha Wayne died for your sins!"

I agree that lack of LGBT representation in sci-fi is a huge problem. However, we were talking about Rachel Dawes. And Rachel is in no way vital to the story as an independent actor. To be fair, she's not the kind of woman-child this article is complaining about, but she's not there because of her professional…

Puppet strippers? That means Lucy the Slut is finally going to get her big Hollywood break. Yaaaaay!

She also apparently used to order lamb chops at restaurants to freak out waiters.

Also, the sooner you finish, the more you can spend the remaining time working on your confidant links and other stuff.

To be fair, the glasses do go opaque occasionally, which is never a good sign.

To be fair, I think it was ambiguous whether Lavender managed to escape Greyback's attack in the book. I liked the idea of her coming out of it with some badass scars, though.

I was honestly kind of let down by all the Voldemort secret origin stuff, apart from the Gaunts being inbred nightmares instead of pureblood royalty. He was born evil, he grew up evil, and he just kept getting more evil. So much for "our choices make us who we are."

Yeah, it's worth remembering that the reason Snape had the opportunity to be a terrible teacher in the first place is that Dumbledore thought having him at Hogwarts and able to keep an eye on Harry outweighed everything else. I will never, ever understand Harry naming his kid after those two.

Even the when wasn't really as much of a surprise as the how.

Funny, I thought it was echoing the book pretty well in that regard.

Do they have a spicy version? If it's anything like their chicken, I might be willing to try it.

I know! I'm not sure what it says that it seemed less obnoxious as a lesbian crush, but the instant I realized my mistake, I blurted "Oh, no, it's Teddie all over again" out loud.

I figured they just realized there was no reason she'd want to stick with Neelix now that he was no longer her only ticket to getting off her planet. I mean, who would? It's Neelix.

Because some of us still hold out a foolish hope that there might be a future in which this stuff finally goes away?

Rachel Dawes. Really. Break that one down for me, if you would be so kind, 'cause I think she's a far better illustration of a very different, very male hero-centric trope.

I don't even know that you could call her child-like. She was excited to be on an adventure, sure, but she had a lot more emotional maturity than several of the other characters.

Shouldn't sci-fi movies at least put some thought into what they're borrowing from current society, rather than just blindly going along with it?