Also, retroactively learning he was stressed over Futaba explains a lot.

I'm just annoyed that they call him Morgana/Mona, give him that voice, and then keep insisting he's male.

Kawakami is bad at both her jobs, which combine to make her the walking embodiment of Japanese teenage boy fantasy. I wish her talent weren't so critical, because otherwise I could avoid her.

I thought it was an appalling mockery of an interstellar genocide.

Well, you don't go for food, except maybe the tater tots. You go for the ginormous drinks.

I'm not sure that's humanly possible.

Why do you think I left?

One of those "send a dollar, get lots of dollars back" chain letters when I was in elementary school. On the plus side, it left me with a healthy immunity to pyramid schemes as an adult.

Jaderulo. No, wait, that sounds like Jason Derulo, and we don't need to turn this into any more of a disaster.

Well, how big is this place? Is the standard tourist infrastructure set up to accommodate everyone?

Judging by the photoshopped ballpits, it still hasn't been.

That title hasn't been taken yet? Really?

The Apprehension Engine is a pretty darn good horror movie title all by itself.

That had all the depth and creativity I expect from the average Big Bang Theory episode.

It's almost like managing government is completely different from running a business.

Oh, yeah, I'm not saying he deserves credit for any of the heavy lifting. But it's not like that's ever stopped him from claiming something as a personal achievement.

I think he thought the press would be too terrified of him to oppose him.

Quick, ask Rick Perry for help!

You expect him to stand behind what he said more than five minutes ago? That's precious.

Don't waste your time. We all know he's useless.