Oh, yeah, Revolutions. I think my brain must've been trying to protect me from remembering it, or I'd have nominated it sooner.

I'm fine with them ditching the squid ending, but I don't buy the alternative either logistically or thematically. And Nite Owl's little monologue…oof.

I mostly remember Alan Rickman being snarky. Which is probably why I didn't hate it so much.

"Boring"'s kind of the problem, though. It wasn't terrible enough to inspire hatred or total stupefaction that it ever got made. It just…existed.

If their original statement had sounded more like that, it probably would've worked. At this point, it's just going to sound like desperate spin.

I assure you, I never liked Snyder.

Or "don't bother; it was perfectly suited to its original medium, and you'll just break it trying." I don't agree with Moore's almost-total hatred of seeing his work adapted (although I can understand where it comes from), but I think he was right on that one.

I have a cauliflower gratin recipe I really like that relies on dijon, but somehow it never dawned on me to try that with the mac and cheese.

"Add Sriracha" is intimidating? I figured out how to add Tabasco to my grade-schooler friendly recipe without too many problems.

At least they got Stephen Fry to narrate.

You left out pointless Carol Marcus, pointless Klingons, the JJ Abrams Force Awakens audition reel scene…

I still have mixed feelings about that failing. Part of me thinks Card deserved it; the other part wonders what the fuck they would've done about the sequels.

It might not objectively be the worst movie I've ever seen, but Star Trek: Into Darkness is still the one that triggers a full blown rant from me this many years later.

I got through it (not in the theater, though) just because I couldn't figure out what the hell I was watching.

It's not top of my list, either, but Katie does a good job explaining exactly what's wrong with it.

I didn't see Phantom Menace in theaters, but I wound up going for Clones. It didn't improve the experience.

My mom still has a couple of Beanie collector guides projecting prices in the hundreds of thousands. One of them also has Beanie-themed recipes and terrible, terrible poetry.

Well, now I'm really offended.

Ah, yes, Disney and its long, long history of pro-Jewish leadership.

Even if you're tone deaf?