I kept expecting Phantom to turn up in the video. I didn't think it'd be cited in the comments as an exhibit for the defense.

Two things, etc.

Yeah, but it's a musical that reminds people the nice foreigners were there on account of Muslim terrorists, so probably Dad-approved. Or at least not on Dad's angry Tweet list.

Gotta admit, though, he was on to something with the whole Two Americas theme.

But that brings us back to caterpillars.

Spiders are arachnids, not bugs. Clearly they're destined to evolve into motorcycles.

If you're following the Disney movie, no. If you're trying to tell the best Cinderella story possible…well, hopefully no one's working on an Ever After remake.

No, but that sounds like an inspired bit of casting.

And I agree with the article that it is sadly obvious which songs Ashman did not get to have a hand in creating. (Beyond the fact they're not in the original movie, that is.)

Dunno, they might do a better job of it than us.

I don't think society is nearly as rough on guys with small dicks as guys with small dicks are on themselves.

Oddly, the top results appear to be some innocuous goat in boat pictures, some remarkably scholarly-looking book titles, and a scandal about a conservative MP favoriting some explicit content on social media.

I don't miss it, either, because too damn many of them won't let me.

Or as one of my favorite Twitter quotes put it, John Le Carre as written by Joseph Heller.

I didn't know Kornbluth's background, so I appreciated it.

I'm just happy someone got the reference.

"The Marching Morons"?

The Sonmi sections of Cloud Atlas seem like pretty logical extrapolations of where we're headed to me. Sure, we've got a ways to go on genetic engineering, but we're not that far away from corpocracy and deadlands.

They should put Bannon in the bunny suit. Spicer can run him down with a golf cart out of jealousy.

Boomer sci-fi stories were where I first noticed the trend. Hooray for universal human impulses, I guess?