And the holodeck. Come to think of it, they don't spend a ton of time focused on space for a space show, do they?

Or he'd just put Trump in the cupboard. I'd still take it, though.

"Okay, but there's a 99% chance you acting like you've lost your mind is just going to increase his popularity."

That seems to be a disturbingly common answer for what people would do with a time machine. I don't get it. Someone can see anything in history, and they'd rather literally be up their own ass?

Ziggy calculates only a 27% chance of a back-nine pickup.

Heck, even space operas use it to cut costs sometimes. Hence all the Trek time travel.

Although really, would it be that out of character?

Oh, boy! Now it can turn out as bad as Jem or Annie!

I thought the comics redeemed him somewhat, but I think I'm one of a very few people who likes the comics to begin with.

I apologize to all the flingporps and meeplaps I'm gonna insult, 'cause that's too good not to use.

On the other hand, he might figure out how to make actual clean coal.

The way we're headed, it'd pretty much be a lateral (Latverial?) move on human rights anyway.

Cats would miss the registration deadline because they got distracted by something shiny and then complain about whoever won.

So in other words, you have to be good enough, smart enough, and doggone it, people have to like you?

Also, there's a rough inverse correlation there between name recognition as a celebrity and success as a politician.

My brain reworded it so that he just had an expression on his face that looked like that. I hate you all for correcting me.

Your brain's pretty good at this. Take some time and space to recover. Maybe you can be platonic friends once you're over him and maybe you can't, but don't try and force it right now.

Good luck. Just remember that the whole "some women can only come a certain way" thing can still hold true if that way is PIV, no matter how good you are with your tongue.

Huh. Either the ones in Virginia get a disproportionately large amount of coverage, or I'm way more interested in urban planning than I realized.

The doctors generally are the most interesting characters anyway. (I said generally. No need to remind me about Pulaski.)