Ask his Suicide Squad costars.

There's a difference?

You can have exurbs, though.

Me, every time I'm up there and my mom tells me I should try to go see some elderly relative I've never heard of before. I figure I might as well just visit everyone and be done with it.

The label doesn't come from Chicago. It's from people on the coasts who go, "Yeah, I guess I could live here if I had to."

We said good Jareds.

That might still be an improvement.

Hey, if saying it repeatedly makes it more feasible, I'm all for repeating the stories as many times as it takes. (Also, I must've missed the first couple.)

The animation category in general tends to be more consistently competitive than Best Picture.

Not only is it not all that meta-hilarious - it feels more like they stuck it in the script as filler and just never bothered to replace it - I feel like that's not the tone one wants to be striving for in one's deeply immersive depiction of an alien world.

They covered him last year.

It's how we'll know the world really has ended.

My friend thought he should've just blamed Matt Damon.

The worst part of all this? Trump's inevitable "sad/failing Oscars" tweet will have some truth to it.

Wall Street Journal. But yeah.

My God, some of those YouTube comments are actually funny.

Like the evening wasn't already poised to be depressing enough. :(

But that's a one-and-done deal. You don't get repeated opportunities to speculate on whether this is going to be the week the ratings slip too low.

Why would you even name the show that and bother bringing it to air? You know the critics are just going to be circling it like sharks waiting to use the inevitable headline regarding its demise.

Dammit. Now I want that, too.