Do CPAC transcripts count? /rimshot

Me neither. At least, not without shelling out hundreds of dollars I don't have. Anyone in the market for some non-essential organs?

Probably not, but I figured he had a chauffeur. Or just turned into a bat.

I didn't take the Count for a public transportation kinda guy.

Bannon's probably fine with it. The more chaotic things get, the more people are willing to try anything.

Who did Who's the Asshole? lady think Dan was going to declare the asshole? Sheesh.

On top of everything else we've been through, did the world really need an even shittier version of 100 Years?

It's like someone ran a Huffington Post essay through Autotune.

I remember going into one that had a very detailed mural featuring the characters, so probably at one point?

What's wrong with Popeye's fries?

Stop being surprised by people's weird fantasies, Internet.

This is exactly the type of classy digression I expect in a discussion about Milo Yiannopoulos.

Why pass up a perfectly good opportunity to make their audience blame the liberals for everything?

Unlikely. From what my editor friend tells me, the initial deal suggests he didn't get a ton of offers the first time around, and no mainstream publisher will touch him right now. Either he'd have to settle for a niche right-wing press, or settle for something smaller and with less fanfare later on.

I think that's giving them too much credit. They were just fine with bad press as long as the book was at the top of the Amazon charts. They only bailed when it turned out their audience for this thing does have a line.

Funky Winkerbean is actually one fandom where I feel like the fanworks might not be dominated by porn. I figure all the writers want to get them into counseling and reacquaint them with the basic concept of happiness first.

The brothers, the brothers and the angel, the brothers and their dad, the brothers and any moderately attractive male they come across…shippers are highly resourceful when it comes to reading subtext into non-romantic interactions.

Except Rachel Bloom's already done a spoiled popstar version of Ariel, and her voice is better, so…

Or it'll be their way of announcing they got the rights to Namor back.

You want life-ruining embarrassments? I got twenty. But who cares? No big deal. I want more….