How many songs are they going to have to cut for Triton's swim-and-talk on the origins of Big Block of Plankton Day?

Ms. Bassett looks like she should be starring in the Lisa Kudrow Story instead.

I don't think that got ported over to the American dubs. Also, somehow I don't see Richard Spencer's pal complaining about other people employing anti-Semitic stereotypes.

Still seems like an improvement over Kellyanne.

God, I wish Mencken had been around for this election cycle. Then again, it might have killed him all over again.

They already tried importing him. It failed miserably.

Just one more common thread between him and Trump.

Piers is far too easy a target for Rowling, but he still shouldn't have brought a popgun to a wand fight.

That wasn't clear before?

What can I say? Somehow, I remain an optimist.

The bear union is also extremely powerful.

On the one hand, I'd rather she get some actual exposure to the public school system before she starts dismantling it. On the other hand, if she can't deal with a crowd of that size, a room full of middle schoolers would destroy her.

That's because they never showed the prequel where we found out what happened to the rest of them.

Unfortunately, I think he's right.

Verizon's retaliatory snark on Twitter might've been funnier.

David Bowie riding in on a tiger made of lightning or GTFO.

I'm just going to pretend it was volunteer lawyers looking up the official rules.

The Kelloggs thing is from when Kelloggs pulled ads from Breitbart, and conservatives announced a boycott. Like most of those so far, it just resulted in liberals buying things they were going to buy anyway.

Just recite five pernicious poems, and we're good.

Yeah, most of Ivanka's department store stuff seems targeted at the mid-career attorneys currently filing lawsuits against her dad.