Apparently we all live in the Marvel universe.

And he really, really hates illegal aliens.

Yep, I'm just going to replace everything Conway says with Harley-voice from now on.

I mean, we could fix the national deficit just by turning this into a Congressperson-tossing fundraiser.

Not to mention that if he isn't actually Tony Stark, he does a damn good job of keeping the character up during interviews.

That's not the description I'd use for Auror, but okay.

Never underestimate the portion of the audience willing to go precisely so they can complain about how terrible it is.

This isn't even neoliberal. This is just straight up Hollywood liberal, with some fanboy filk thrown in for good measure. (And I still kind of love it for that.)

Rebecca's already broken the promise about shooting any man that gets between them, so…

Given Rebecca's adventures in babysitting, I could see the marriage breaking up over Josh thinking kids will fix things and her realizing that's a bridge too far.

We all need our myths.

Rebecca's expression throughout that song was me in every Hebrew School class from 14 until I dropped out.

I need to listen to more Fountains of Wayne, then.

If the point here was to alert us to the existence of a future so-bad-it's-good classic, I think I'm sold.

On the other hand, some of them do have actual liquor.

I'm guessing the answer to "does this person eat out at all?" is "yes."

That, or you have convenient access to actual Mexican food.

I knew my husband and I were probably going to wind up together when one of our other friends quizzed him on favorite songs and he threw in Weird Al.

Just as long as they never ask you to join the Columbia Record Club.

Or He-Who-Drags-All-Conversations-Off-Topic.