Forget this movie. I demand Santa Jackie Chan, stat.

Wasn't that an episode of Glee?

Are you a bad enough dude to run for president?

On the other hand, he probably would spend way too much of his time mocking Hephaestus.

If the book ever is released, it will in fact be yuuuuge.

Can we Dornify this page by 10%?

But we are expecting it at this point, so the whole thing was doubly pointless.

John Allison would also have been a good choice. Although I suppose that would really just amount to a mainstream release of Bad Machinery.

I suddenly have questions about Scrooge McDuck I never wanted or needed.

I don't think that was the thing that moved the needle. Or if it did, it just confirmed pre-existing biases that the Clintons will do and say anything to get ahead. As opposed to Trump (and Stein) saying anything to get ahead, for some reason.

Should you really be making fun of other people's children?

Sorry, I'm a sucker for easy rhymes.

Peepot Dome

Yellowwater.

The Washington Post had an entire Style section article examining the case for whether Dubya was a robot! I remember this because it was back in the days when you could still tell the difference between ridiculous conspiracy theories and mainstream news.

I think he's fine with just being remembered, period. "Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair! …Oh, it's just a couple of statue legs? Meh, good enough."

How about if I use it as an opportunity to complain about how August Wilson's work should be better known? Is that acceptable?

But the one thing he hasn't disparaged is their fixation with their guns, so it's cool.

Yes, by all means, mansplain technicalities to me. I think the broader point that a former Celebrity Apprentice star-turned-politician sees no problem blurring the boundaries between Hollywood and Washington when it suits him was perfectly clear.

As compared to proposed NEA head Sly Stallone, you mean?