"Logic" checks out.

"Does this mean watching The New Celebrity Apprentice will constitute as a form of protest?"

I hear you on that.

Clearly not. Dang. He does kinda look like a male Paige.

Also, The Americans. Not that I'm suggesting this show will be remotely that, but it could work.

I was expecting Salem.

On the other hand, Jane the Virgin's premise doesn't exactly prime one for charm, wit, and well-fleshed out character dynamics, either.

With as long as the show's been on the air, it's actually kind of impressive they haven't introduced a long-lost sibling yet. At least, I don't think they have. Have they?

Dammit, now part of me does want to hear Kevin Spacey voicing Howard the Duck.

"Failing mouser Larry took swipe at me on visit to 10 Downing Street and missed. Sad!"

So in other words, pretty much status quo?

No, you're thinking of Jefferson.

That still sounds infinitely better than this movie.

I'm thinking darts, liquor, or some combination thereof.

I dunno. It backs up my husband's "Eric Trump is a badly disguised shapeshifter" theory.

Depends on the cat, I suppose. Mine have not exactly been mighty hunters. I'm pretty sure an armored mouse wielding a sword could take them before they figured out what was happening.

I think we need to just take the gender roles out of it and treat it as an opportunity for people to decide whether they want to make a change to accompany a new stage in life.

FWIW, Moss has talked about having a lot of creative input herself.

I eventually got disturbed by the series speciesism, though. Why were there never any good vermin?

We're all just posers compared to the Permian Era species.