The Musical of Musicals: The Musical

Damn. You're right. That is one enormous oversight.

I mean, the point was that it didn't really work, wasn't it? It was supposed to be a way of recognizing good work and citizenship, and reinforcing discipline, but it was mostly just a way for teachers like Snape and Umbridge to exact petty vengeance on students they didn't like. Or each other.

I'd argue even that, but I might be biased.

Happy holidays to you, too.

And, y'know, the one place transgendered bathrooms were a legit policy concern, the Republican lost.

Do I even have to say anything? I mean, I could (especially on Sessions), but you seem so determined to put words in my mouth, I think I'd better just leave you to it.

♪ ♫ Cabinet! Cabinet of Horrors! Woe-oh-oh-noooo! ♪ ♫

Was. And as talented as I think she is, I don't really see her as a great fit for the part.

I'd certainly rather give that a shot than a live-action Little Mermaid remake.

You'll be back! (Wait, that's not really a pun.)

I would pay good money to see Harvey Fierstein do it.

It hasn't? I thought we were well into backlash territory at this point.

I did not know about the Disney Channel thing. Thanks for that little bit of mind-breakery. I think. Or I would, if my mind weren't broken now.

I just realized, I managed to forget Ben Carson in my rundown of terrible Cabinet picks above. That's where we are.

His Secretary of State's ties to Russia have even senior GOP officials saying "Hold on a second," his head of the EPA was blasted by Dubya's chief, his Secretary of Education has zero public school experience and a dubious track record with her charter school initiative, his Secretary of Energy couldn't remember what…

"Sigh. I'll watch The Americans, ok?"

So basically it doesn't matter what gets nominated anyway, because La La Land's going to win.

I suppose there's only one conclusion we can draw from this: the Russians have time travel. Which means we're all fucked.

Again, awfully optimistic. But I will trust your prog-metal prophets.