Seriously, do not give this year any ideas.

2084 seems an awfully optimistic estimate on all of us being dead at this rate.

He'll probably never die, on account of Heaven not wanting to deal with the self-righteous smugness.

And the banjos! Or at least ukeleles.

Someone (I think it was Slate?) wargamed out what Google vs. Apple would look like. It was scarily plausible.

Frank, but he only gets a few seconds to glory in victory before the consequences from the scorched-earth battle catch up with him.

Downvoted.

Ugh. I was annoyed enough by the chatty people we were sitting next to.

Well, I'm legit impressed.

Arrival is very good and people should go see it.

At least this comes pre-loaded with a warning you're probably going to be disappointed.

This is the first I've heard of there being a new Tick (or if I did, I put it out of my mind), so thank you.

I wish the whole thing had been animated in the end credits' style.

I'm still not entirely sold on Patrick Warburton as Snicket, but I think that's because part of me just assumes he ought to be doing some variation on Kronk as Olaf's minion.

I dunno, parts of its fanbase seem to approach Supernatural levels of unhingedness. It wouldn't surprise me if they're afraid to cancel it.

Bless you for this.

At least it would've improved the odds of finding something relatable if you're not a fan of this one.

That would explain why he thinks that's the technical term.

Nigel Farage doesn't have a distaff counterpart/advisor?

I mean, it makes sense to me. Who better to offer a much needed "Girl, no." to the MSM's "Once you get to know him, he's a really great guy!"?