Wow, yeah. You’d think that would have happened.

You will never not notice it again. :)

In all seriousness, he hasn’t aged well for me. I kinda see him as his character in You’ve Got Mail, and other than his having a dog, he wasn’t a likable character. But I’d still go to his house if invited, you know, for a family reunion.

Shit. Now I have a new one.

But how do you feel about Eric Roberts?

I’m going to give you a star for your joy in seeing your nemesis pushed in front of a train since it makes me feel less alone over my happiness at Gwyneth Paltrow’s decapitation.

But I kinda like here here:

I met a cousin through Ancestry.com, who told me that we’re descended from Abraham Lincoln through Abe’s mother Nancy Hanks Lincoln, and sooooo you might just wanna step off. ;)

Oh, please, you act like I had pop-pop in the attic.

In his defense, he just has an absurdly small mouth that he can’t open any nore than he does. Wasn’t there a Homeland skit on SNL that referred to it?

But he has the perfectly centered tooth!

I associate the statues with St. Paul, which I know is pretty much the same thing, but there are a zillion of them.

Mother-in-law to one of your better real housewive

Gwyneth Paltrow, without hesitation, even before hating her was a thing. Couple decades now. I do like movies where bad stuff happens to her character. I am fascinated by my own level of animosity, because I tend to like most celebs, unless they’re rumored to be crappy pet owners or bigots.

I guess I was a casual fan. Geek culture. Used to watch Walking Dead. Sorta liked @Midnight. Actually bought a book he wrote, because — back then — why not? I wasn’t going out of my way to support him, but he was on the periphery of some of my interests. Had no trouble saying, “Fuck that guy.” :)

He’s just assuring her that, whatever it takes, he knows she can make it through.

“It’s not fair! We’re white, straight dudes who came of age when we had carte blanche. We had, just in case we needed them, defenses like:

Wait, we’re not supposed to be rooting for him? I read the book all wrong. :)