Nope. This is why it’s hilarious that she’s demanding immigrants “speak American”. Considering she can’t even form a full sentence in English, much less a full thought, she’s one to talk...

I’m not convinced she’s not a robot. Some freshman Computer Science major wrote a program as a joke that generates Tea Party-esque phrases and then uploaded it into her mainframe.

Teens/early 20s = friends, lovers and enemies at work are fair game

This is the equivalent of a bratty child getting all the attention, so another child throws their juice box on the floor to get you to pay attention to them.

Culottes should die a fiery death.

“Never loan anybody your pickup truck.” is a lesson that needs to be burned into the brains of anyone who buys a pickup. Just by it’s nature, anybody who wants to use your truck is not asking for it because they need to transport a cardboard box filled with lace dollies. They’re going to beat that thing like a rented…

Let’s see....

In her defense, I DO have the attention span of a toddl... oh look, a puppy!

For me the answer is simply, California. Winter is nice cool temps, pretty grey skies, occasional rain, and the few months when we get to put away our flip flops and wear boots. The last 3 or 4 winters haven’t even been particularly cold and obviously there’s been virtually no rain. I am positively GIDDY at the…

Oh my god yes exactly!!! Ugh, my skin just doesn’t fit in the winter. I’m just a dry, itchy, stretched feeling mess all winter long. Walking outside into humidity feels like being wrapped in the arms of a grandma. Everything’s ok and nothing hurts, and there’s food everywhere!

SUMMER SISTERS UNITE!

My aunt (one of the few blood relatives I have at all) expressed disappointment that I didn’t have a wedding people could “attend”. She did not, however, offer to pay for anything. I told her we couldn’t afford more than what we did, and she was welcome to fly to Vegas to attend! Our chapel had a webcam feed and…

I used to do the IT training at a law firm, and I always put it this way to each new class:

THIS THREAD IS MY LIFE