Deadspin putting itself on a high horse above barstool is kind of silly, let’s not pretend you’re some serious media outlet. Honestly, the only guy on deadspin in the same class as PFT, Big Cat, or KFC is Drew. Barry and Tom occasionally have a worthwhile article, but you’re hardly “above” them.

So, basically “Italy has better Italian food than St. Louis.” Fucking brilliant observation, Mike. In other news, the sky is still blue and Yadi is a better defensive catcher.

Yeah but that was Kolten Wong’s fault.

Was he? You could tell he was geeking a little, but I didn’t think it was necessarily for him, as much as the consequences of not smuggling them for Frankie. I thought he was more on the ‘if I don’t do this, I’m going to get fucked up or killed’ thing than ‘I need this because I’m having withdrawals.’ Idk, I could def…

NFL to St. Louis: $750 million isn’t good enough! Fuck you and your money!

Most of us are just done with the NFL, honestly.

Yeah but Alex Reyes looked pretty sick!

Aww, I’m from St. Louis and was really excited at first. *single tear*

When I was like 8, I was at a friend’s farm with some other buddies, and we were shooting BB guns at lizards and random stuff. Our friend’s dad, who owned the place, brought us a ton of old Zimas that somebody left there. We drank a few, and I felt so guilty the next day that I told my parents, fearing the worst. They…

Self-righteous would be telling other people how to spend their careers, and what substantiates their own personal accomplishments. You know, the thing you were just doing.

Lol whatever dude. It’s actually laughable, after reading your bullshit on here, to see you try and call anybody self-righteous. I really don’t give a fuck about the NBA, and people like you are part of the reason why. At the end of the day, KD can do whatever the fuck he wants. And if what he wants to do is win rings…

I think I’ve hardly been a ‘self-righteous jerk,’ but to your point, that’s probably what a self-righteous jerk would say. And that’s fine, I just think it’s hilarious that people are sucking Lebron’s dick while chastising Durant for doing pretty much the same thing. And while you may think it’s shittier of KD to go…

Lebron absolutely created a super team. He brought Bosh who, at the time, was more than a semi-star to join he and D-Wade, instantly making them favorites and immediately going to what, four straight finals? Yeah, I’d call that a ‘super-team.’ Who cares if Durant wants to go to a better team? He owes OKC absolutely…

1) Atlanta is not the most bandwagon fanbase, LA is.
2) It’s bullshit to even compare Durant’s move to Golden State to ‘The Decision.’ Durant played for a team that came semi-close but couldn’t do it, several times. He is not from OKC. Outside of him going to Texas (bitter rival of the state he played in…

What were the results of that investigation, Tim?

2006 Rose Bowl. Fuck Pete Carroll, Matt Leinart, Reggie Bush and all of their USC teams. Dwayne Jarrett was cool though.

Except that he’s not though...

Don’t get me wrong, Ichiro is one of my top 5-10 players that I’ve gotten to see, but Japan league hits totally don’t count.

I love how many comments there are about loving to ‘watch all the salty cardinals fans in the comment section’ and there are virtually none. These false narratives are amazing.

You guys have kind of sucked for a while anyways. Drew is the only thing that makes Deadspin worth reading. Barry and Tom are okay, but if Drew didn’t write for you, I wouldn’t read this blog anymore. Maybe you should just hand Deadspin over to Drew since he’s the only one people really give a shit about?

Drew: “I’ve seen the Goatse picture”