It’s sad how often I gamble on those games as a season ticket holder. I buy beer right before the intermission so I don’t miss a single toddler dangle.

I mean, if you’re going to make a public bet, you gotta live up to it. Props to Jed York for choosing the most dickish place possible to settle up!

Whatever you say, pal. You sound really intelligent.

Stop trying to jinx St. Louis, Deadspin.

A) I misread nothing. You made a comment about how you don’t put much stock in to a certain statistic, and then used the same statistic as an argument (dumb as shit, btw). B) You clearly don’t know hockey very well if that’s your view of Reaves who is a spectacular neutral zone and defensive player. Every team has 4th…

Oh, and the kiss was epic.

Jesus Christ, go find your safe space you pussy.

“I don’t put a ton of stock in +/-” “He’s a career minus player.” Way to invalidate your own argument you clown.

That’s completely inconsistent with this site’s view of the cardinals hacking scandal. So which is it? Unauthorized access IS hacking or it IS NOT?

Wow. I’m a cards fan and incredibly upset by this. Fuck that guy, I hope somebody blindsided him after/during the game.

Actually Chicago wasn’t really shit until railroads.

No, you just need the money because of HOGAN, BROTHER. *real american plays in the background*

Are we still doing this? Jeeze. You guys should charge the Cards rent for the amount of time they apparently spend in your heads.

See, I think Seattle is a great spot too, but the whole divisional realignment thing is always kind of stupid to me. Like, who would actually give a shit if Columbus had to move back to the west, or if Detroit came back? Would that really be that bad? Also, Quebec deserves a team before Seattle (on paper should be…

Canadian beer is NOT better. Fixed that for you.

Well Kroenke is an investor. The lead man is Alan Bornstein, his equally shitty lawyer and partner who helped pen the incredibly fabricated case to relocate. So they can both go fuck themselves.

People actually buy tickets and attend this? Jesus...

“Luxury Yacht” is quite a stretch there. But it doesn’t matter, because now Dave Navarro is going to haunt my dreams forever, so, fuck it.

It’s funny, my initial knee-jerk reaction as an NL fan is FUCK NO! And then when I break it down rationally I think I’m completely wrong. First of all, as mentioned before, offense is good for business. I think there are plenty of psychopaths like me who don’t mind a good old pitchers duel (2011 NLDS game 5, Carp vs…

So all of your information is from Baseketball?

“Steal” is probably incorrect. LA never put up money for a stadium, another city did.