Yeah, I know, but its also the main topic starter for relevant conversation for this article so what am I to do?

I imagine him like this

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Good lord this man is handsome. Ps. IDGAF Obama is my favorite Obama.

That boy is a Sinatra. Nobody can tell me ANY different.

That is one intensely pretty human being, holy moley.

Can we start calling it THE CAN-SUH the way Abner Marchese does on RHONJ?

once the guy at the old magazine shop gave me an emergen-c

My go to curse is: May every step you take feel like you’re walking on Legos.

“Elsie Otter is a wonderful name. I’d hire her”

I feel like a monster but I LOST IT laughing after the flush when she let out a blood-curdling scream.

Our last hamster got such a heartfelt send off that I couldn’t bear to get the kids another hamster. My oldest (11) dug the hole under the birch tree where he’d sit and give him “outdoor time”. The youngest (7) put on a nice shirt and tie and played his violin (“Ode to Joy”, but really slow so it’d be sad). Then they…

Considering her mother sounds like an exceptionally wonderful human, going on her honeymoon with her mother is the opposite of embarrassing.

The bride not being able to be there points out how truly painful it really is and somehow makes the generosity even more profound to me.

Pulling you out of the greys so your comment can get some replies because it’s an interesting point, so please don’t hate me for pointing this out: Deprecating. Depreciating is what cars do when you drive them off the lot.

I find these oddly adorable. Kind of like that craziness that is the hello kitty hat for cats. Which bring me so very much joy. Behode:

You know what I’ve always found extremely convincing in arguments? Condescension. Really convinces me I’m in the wrong, and in no way makes me retrench and argue my point harder.

Jesus, I agree with you, and I think you’re the worst.

I did this once by comparing the ingredients for one of my all-time favorite Trader Joe's products, their Tea Tree Tingle shampoo. Because it's a rare blend of essential oils, it didn't take very long on google to figure out that it is, most likely, Giovanni Tea Tree Triple Treat Shampoo.