I am NEVER going to get over Crombie’s death, and my eternal love for Gilbert Blythe. I mean, frig, my wedding was loosely AoGG themed, because my husband and I started off just like Anne and Gilbert. We hated each other.

The death of Gilbert Blythe sent me to bed early last night. Isn't it strange that you can be so invested in characters from your youth?

Well that’s my story too...minus the witness protection. Ok, also minus the marriage. Discovered fiancé was in a full blown other relationship through Instagram. Idiot must have thought he was safe as I didn’t have the app or an acct; he didn’t realize that anyone can see insta posts on the web-based version. Effed up…

This is awesome. BABY GOAT! but no matter what it looks like, DO NOT send a baby gift that’s personalized. The controversy will kill ya.

oh no im so sorry

Unfortunately, she missed the fine print in the Texas RFRA about how it only applies to feeding the homeless ... to the lions.

I might follow this story. Well until Texas fast tracks the “Fuck the Homeless” bill just so they can fine her 2 grand.

The Royal Baby will be wearing its crown

I dunno, he didn’t include a pic of known baby, Ariana Grande.

It must be happy hour at Jezebel. LMAO!

I heard some babies are born fully able to race tiny karts. So why not this baby?

Best blog of the year already.

NOTE: all babies look the same.

Uh, it’s pronounced “Mees-TAH-kay” and that’s my daughter’s middle name, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

If anyone who knows them is reading this, might I suggest a gift for future birthdays:

If I ever see a kid wearing personalized “Nayvie” gear, I am kidnapping them as an act of mercy. That spelling fills me with white hot rage.

Octavius Maxamillian. Darius Archibald. Morrysonia Luisa. Elloriana Day.

Aydn, Cayden, Jaden, Brayden, Bella, Emma.

Brandyn, Maddyson, AbbyGail, AnnaBella, Issybella. Something with a silent q.