It helps to remember everything is monster expensive in LA. $40 is like, 2 sandwiches.

That comment right there was enough of an embarassement to espn to send her packing today. This really shouldn’t take long...if nothing else to send a message to other employees. Espn hasnt been shy about suspending or firing people...and this no brainer named britt the twit makes this decision a no brainer.

Almost every time I hear someone ask “Do you know who I am?” (especially in a context like this), it makes me think of an old scratch-off lottery commercial where a student is in class and is scratching a scratch-off lottery ticket after he (presumably) finishes a test. He is caught up with scratching (or possibly…

For real, I hate Advanced Towing with a passion. I used to live across the street from them, right behind the Harris Teeter on Glebe. One of my neighbors would regularly call Advanced Towing whenever he didn’t get the parking spot closest to his apartment.

A++, Fast Service, Would get towed again.

Not that I’m defending towing companies, but do you really expect any company that tows people for parking violations to have good yelp reviews?

“I’m in the news sweetheart, I will fucking sue this place.”

George Jones, who lived outside Beaumont, was drunk as usual one night and needed to go to the liquor store b/c he was out of booze. But his wife had hidden the keys to all his cars. So he wound up getting a DUI for driving his lawn mower.

Almost everyone in Nigeria believes certain government players have been involved one way or the other. Believe me, the US, UK, Australia and many other countries have come up with many different well thought out strategies to bring the girls back but they keep being thwarted by either lack of coorporation or…

jet-setting model and new wife

The Marfa police caught my friend peeing in public (gross, I know) and as punishment made him and my OTHER male friend walk back to their hotel hand in hand while they followed them and snickered . Little did they know, not-peeing friend is ay and peeing friend could not have cared less about holding hands with a…

I hope that lawyer retired after that because there's no topping that legal defense.

"...chalupas, or quesadillas, or crunchwraps, or...look, does it matter what he wanted? They're all the same damn thing anyway..."

I'm from & currently reside in Texas. My husband was charged with public intoxication for riding a bicycle while drunk in Marfa & taken to jail, even though no one was out.

You actually can be charged for an OUI or some similar offense for riding a horse drunk, but there was one crazy story where a man defended himself because he was such a drunk and rode the horse to and from the bar so often that his lawyer successfully argued that he was in no way "operating" the horse because it knew…

Well, drunk horseback riding seems a lot safer than driving a car drunk.

Nope. Florida is Texas in a swamp.

Heading to Taco Bell in a hurry like...

Which is fine but, ideally, the pharmacist would contact the physician re: the prescription about their concerns, not just tell the patient and refuse the script without getting additional information. Doctors do prescribe off label and with weird amounts/instructions and it is perfectly reasonable to question…