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Yikes. I got very upset at a boyfriend who showed intimate photos (didn’t send them, he just showed from his phone) that I had sent him. There is no way I would share dick pics from my boyfriend to friends, I might send a screenshot of a text, if I was so excited about the relationship. If I were Bezos, I would

The “Golden Age of Television” does not include network TV. It is important to keep that in mind.

That name sounds and looks like some sort of coughing noise.

AND THEN THE BEARS WILL COME!

This was literally the first episode where he wasn't terrible. It's not a good run but there's hope.

This was the first episode where I didn't hate Coral. So I guess he can stay. Ron and Sam need to die.

It's a mistake that I doubt would happen more than once. Idiot kids. Idiot parents.

Lewiston (Dirty Lew) is a dump and they have had shitty attitudes towards immagrants who have come and *improved* their shit-hole of a town.

So...isn’t this at the very least assault? And possibly attemted murder? I mean...the driver purposely caused the motorcyclist and his girlfriend harm!

I had a boyfriend like that, it blew my mind. Like, I felt horrible that I did not like it, I felt greedy. It just didn’t feel right though. He made a lot more than I did and it meant that he would go off and do a lot of fun vacation stuff or dinner stuff without me. When I started to do pretty well for myself, it was

Holy shit! My boyfriend and I go out to rather fancy places a lot. We tend to go back and forth on who pays but he pays maybe 60% of the time (which I would say is consistent with our incomes). Regularly, $200+ on dinner. I have never ever ever been given the treatment you got. I am not sure what I would have done. I

I usually use just bare-bones generic stuff, but I mostly switched to lip balm that I made at home with beeswax, coconut oil, and sweet almond oil. I made a bunch for friends but had a bunch leftover that I am going through. Since the EOS incident, I am thinking I should make more to always have on hand.

That stuff made my lips peel off and it took months to get them almost back to normal :( I have never had such awful dry lips. So sad because EOS is very cute looking.

The EOS lip balm is the wooooooorst. So, I use chapstick a ton, a few simple brands that I keep around the house like by my computer at home and work, or on the coffee table. My boyfriend got me EOS and I started using that more. I don’t know why I didn’t see the connection but after a week, I had the dryings lips I

I like that lady and all and I am for sexuality and being freaky but I have to scroll fast past her milk-related instagrams. I really hate milk, just thinking about milk makes me feel queesy.

I loved that so much, I actually did a similar thing (I was a college student!) and pinned CDs (AOL disks...so many of them) to an accent wall and it looked like a very cool mirror thing.

I literally just read a wiki article because I guess I assumed c-sections were totally survivable, I mean, why else would they even be attempted? Nope. The procedure to make them even remotely survivable were not around till the 1880 and even then it took to the 1910s to have dying not be the normal outcome. They were

I would have died either of one the many infections I seem to get that can only be treated with antibiotics, or I would have died of cervical cancer since that would have remained untreated. My choice (and actual inability) to have children would have made me unacceptable wife material, my unwillingness to do any

No you’re not the only one.

I just like to come out of the bathroom after emptying my cup chanting “I SPILL THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES! FEAR ME!” And “MY CUP RUNETH OVER!” My boyfriend finds it mildly amusing. I've yet to use my blood as war paint...