Ok that one made me audibly cry out. So, thank you for that.
msjessiemeghan
msjessiemeghan
You don't know what you're taking about sir. Kindly fuck off with your sandwich agenda. Stop eating fast food shitty wraps. Bread is terrible and dry and thinking about bread makes me want to cough/barf sawdust. If you make a wrap with good ingredients to begin with at an appropriate amount then you will understand…
Someone actually stole my dog before (I got her back within the hour). A couple who were friends of friends came to my party and fell in love with my dog and in a drunken state of stupidity, one of them decided to steal my dog (the other was unaware). Too drunk to make it home and realalizing the mistake and having a…
I have baked a poverty-flour-water cake before. It isn’t pretty but it gets you through a few nights before payday.
Ahh I see we have reached the origin of your neurosis. Childhood trauma. I haven’t eaten cheerios since I was 5 years old, because I just happened to get the norvo virus and barfed everywhere, semi-digested cheerio barf. All over my bedroom floor, in between sobs. Soggy cheerios. I can still taste their slight…
What is their opinion on wheat flour? Or pasta flour?
I love raw oats! I will take a handful of them out of my oats canister and eat them. Now, while I don’t love to eat flour, I have definitely scooped up a spoon full because I dunnoo....what I love more though? Just sticking my fist right in the flour. Feels good. Also rice. I love touching rice. If this means I have a…
cookie fetus.
Do you get crap meat? Because good stead doesn’t have to have the flavor cooked out of it. No worries, it is a silly thing for anyone to get mad about. It pains my heart when my boyfriend orders his steak medium-well. Hurts my raw soul.
Whatever they are paying you? Tell them to double it!
I tried to do that, hate-read it. Even knowing it was terrible I could not get past how terrible it was. I made it to page 10. I am interested to know how you do. Please report back.
It’s wrong because its LIES! I am kidding. It isn’t like when I tell a friend their baby is beautiful.
What pisses me off a lot are the alteration to the garments (with exception to color changes as long as they stay accurate to their offerings). They are advertising that their bandeaus support when they don't, and that their tankini is not transparent (which is a trick I fell for personally! It's so see-through!).
But if you do the rhyme you did the crime! Did you think of that?
There are several burlesque groups in my small city of Portland Maine! Every performance I have attended has been packed!
That’s literally what dogs are doing. They are changing the angle of their head and ears to hone in on your words! Cool, huh?
I love Marco Polo
Your reality is not a lot of other people’s reality. Not what I see anyway. We already know that you believe you are ugly, fat, old. These are your reasons. Get out of your head and fix yourself and you might find success. I wish you all the luck in the world.
I'm sorry your life is shitty. You honestly have yourself to blame. Not your age, not other men. Other women your age are doing just fine.