Not every "how to" guide is a good idea.

Sounds more like "How to Be a Dick" rather than "How To Be an Expert Liar and Not Alienate Your Friends Online."

Something is terribly wrong with the double sleeping bag...

There's so much smog, I don't think it matters.

We trained dolphins, they trained whales....

D:

I can't imagine this working unless there is a fan underneath the circular piece...

If you wanted to know who invented the telephone, you should have googled "inventor of telephone" or something similar.

"girls everywhere can freely do slutty things online without fear of repercussions."

They're called Google Blogs.

I'm sure that you are the only one with your name, too.

In the US it is still public knowledge.

That one may be "classic" but it is much to hideous for my tastes.

Might be funny if the rep has had a history of coke use, though...

Honey and feathers, on the other hand... hilarious AND delicious. As long as you eat around the feathers.

The rest of the users don't really use their twitter enough to care.

"people think girls are easier to raise."

Hey look, twitter is doing something that even Gizmodo (not really a social site) has had for a few years now.

It's because the majority of twitter users are either corporations which don't want to waste company time using such features, or really annoying people who update their status every 3 seconds through text messaging (they can't use certain features through text).

You mean babies.