I don't know - some people can text faster than I can type.

I think I love you.

In cities like NYC, they get more work done than any other type of officer.

The kind that don't actually sing and have lived in dark alleys for the past 30 years, apparently.

Receptionists are already replaceable with a couple of touch screen devices.

Heh. Guess you are right.

You call that a realistic robotic singer?

Bloggers don't do math.

You can replicate that look if you squeeze a cylindrical object in about the same manner this person is holding the eraser.

You don't need to own a pencil to write on a blog.

I'm 6'2" and the one I had (assuming it is the same) was a little over half as long as my forearm, and only slightly wider than my wrist.

Pretty much.

That's how it was for most cultures until the time the term "peasant" stopped being used in every day life (excluding the nerdier types who still use the term every day.)

I'd be so sexy in Korea, then.

Satellite in the states is just as reliable as cable is.

That sounds rather quotable....

Charter ("Highspeed") seems to be my local business.

"store policy may prevent such a thing, but only if they have a sign stating "no weapons allowed."

It's not our fault, there's effort involved.

Stock photos make me angry, too.