If you pay the dealer $4,000 for a used car service contract, $1,000 for rust proofing, and $500 for paint protection, it’s because you’re an idiot.

Stupidity is not the same thing as immorality.

I’d say the Smart Car is probably the closest thing we have to what the original Beetle once was; it’s affordable, eco-friendly, and most importantly, rear-engined and rear-wheel drive!

The real problem I saw in that video was that everyone was driving on the wrong side of the road.

Counterpoint: Public transit, especially in a place like NYC, can be like a goddamn cheat code to get around, and it can be fun to figure out.

I’m a crazy person and my favorite part of big cities is figuring out the public transportation. Last week on my second trip to NYC I took a bus from Laguardia to a subway then walked to Grand Central to get a train and it was a soothing experience putting it all together to get to my destination.

*IF* I had the money, I *might* buy this if it had a stick. Maybe. It’s lovely, it’s fast, it’s dependable, it’s comfortable, it only seats two, it’s... marketed to who? Oh right, the wealthy white boomers who are into vettes.

I can envision a future where my autonomous blob goes about my child shuffling errands while I go out and hoon my old 911 in the country effectively doubling my VMT at that point in time.  So study checks out.  

It’s... not great. It’s not bad, it’s worse though - it’s dull. All of which leads me to ask, why did it need to be a Mustang?

Chonk-E

“Good Tires”, Bob mused, casually lighting a cigarette, “But certainly not great tires.”

It’s possible those white chocolate bars are actually Cookies’N’Creme bars, which are amaaaaaaaaaaazing.

Esther, what are you sitting here slandering Hershey’s chocolate as the worst Halloween candy when Charleston Chew, Good & Plenty, Bit-o-Honey and Necco Wafers are floating around? Not to say anything of raisins!

If Hersheys is the worst you can conjure, you grew up in some high end trick or treating territory.

What’s important to me is being able to open an article in Jalopnik without a video autoplaying.

The good old “pick yourself up by your bootstraps” argument. Free will is not a guarantee that you will attain the things you choose to pursue. As an occasional ride-share driver and full-time employee (at a job that calls me an employee), I too have free will to find a better paying job that will eliminate the need…

Formula 1: the Pinnacle of autocross.

I love going to the gym to watch the cars endlessly circling the lot for a spot at the front, only to find them on a cardio machine of some sort.  

When I’m the one being followed, I call it “full size remote control car”