“The struggling blues artist should have had better lawyers if she didn’t want some white millionaires stealing her brand” is a helluva thing to read at 6:30 on a Wednesday morning.

I would rather lose one good and one okay episode of television on streaming services than live in a world where white people are still pitching blackface bits in writers rooms. IDK, maybe that’s just me. 

Christ, that “Trump’s Tax Returns!” shit a few years back . . . that was the first and last time I watched Maddow’s show. 

Struggling to understand how humans being able to choose whether or not to sleep would impact owls in the slightest. Also, wouldn’t the end of sleep mean an all-time high for things that typically happen at night, like driving and fireworks?

And hey, while I’m nitpicking inconsequential shit, film production companies…

Hey, go crazy. You’d have to listen to the LP thirty times before we made $1.

So . . . more racist and homophobic jokes is your preference? You know it’s possible to be funny without being either of those things, right?

Precisely this. Though I am not 40 or younger (ouch) I asked my label about removing our music from Spotify last week before coming to the conclusion that we’re likely costing them money currently, just taking up server space and racking up literal tens of plays each week. 

He’s witty, passionate, and well-informed.

He literally wrote this episode. He’s fully involved in this show. 

God, I hope I see the day when rape is no longer used as a plot point in movies. It pulls me out 100% of the time.

Just a bunch of gibberish.

MIA flipping the bird which somehow basically ended her career

Dude, listening through *good* headphones is a quintessential part of the total vinyl experience. That’s pretty much all I did in the 90s, late at night, dubbing the record I just bought to cassette so I could listen in the car, headphones on, reading the liner notes . . . god I’m old. 

She should go full Joe Shishido, get plastic surgery to make herself more attractive so she’d get more serious roles.

(I don’t actually want her to do this, I just wanted an excuse to talk about Joe Shishido.)

Not sure Radd’s pre-Herald days would make for especially interesting television, but I would have said the same thing about WandaVision, Loki . . . pretty much any of the D+ shows so far. Just worried it might be more of an Eternals or, god help us, Inhumans-type joint.

Plus, that doesn’t give me Chukwudi Iwuji as…

Sorry, thought it was clear that I was including a highly transmissible, frequently deadly novel virus circulating unchecked in the category of “something really serious.”

Came here to say this (though no where near as clearly and intelligently as you did.) 

There are some of us out there who fall squarely into the “you just need some organic hemp, wheatgrass, and pig urine, until it’s something really serious, at which point, you should trust the latest advances in medical science” camp.

It’s obviously Silver Surfer, right? Maybe he plays Norrin Radd in the movie, and then the post credit stinger shows him being selected by Galactus as the Herald?